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Here are the lyrics to the Honeymooners Rap by Joe Piscopo:

Honeymooners Rap

 

Joe Piscopo w/ Eddie Murphy & D.S.T. Nabs

From the CD: New Jersey by Joe Piscopo

1992 (Original Release date: 1982)

 

Norton, Norton, N-N-N-N-N-N-Norton!

Norton! Ralphie Boy! Norton! Ralphie Boy!

Norton, pal, thanks for coming down.

 

What’s the matter Ralph?

Alice(s) mother in town?

Exactly pal, and she’s the worst by far…

Say she ain’t as bad as mine…

Har Har Hardy Har Har!

Huh! Ha Har! Huh! Ha Har!

Tell it Ralph!

I’m telling ya, Norton…

that woman is not to set foot in this house!

You know what she is?

Oh, I’ll tell you what she is Norton:

She’s a blabber-mouth!

A what?

A blabber-mouth!

Say what?

A b-b-b-b-b-b-b-blabber-mouth!

 

Norton, Norton, N-N-N-N-N-N-Norton!

Norton, Norton, N-N-N-N-N-N-Norton!

Norton! Ralphie Boy! Norton! Ralphie Boy!

 

You don’t look so good…

What’s the matter Ralph?

I told my boss I’m great at golf…

now he wants to play… if he only knew!

I got a BIG mouth… what am I gonna do?!

Hold on Ralph,

I’m glad you gave me a call…

According to this book you address the ball.

All right pal… what do I do now?

All right… plant your feet firmly…

Hello, ball!

Will you- will you- will you- will you-

will you- will you- will you- will you-

Cut that (out)!

 

Norton, Norton, N-N-N-N-N-N-Norton!

Norton, Norton, N-N-N-N-N-N-Norton! Norton! Ralphie Boy! Norton! Ralphie Boy!

Norton you know how hard I work, and I know that you know that I’m no jerk!

I wanna make sure you hear me talkin’ cause I’ve had it pal with your sleepwalkin’!

Sorry Ralph, it happens when I go to bed.

 

The doctor says it’s something inside your head… but I gotta chase you every night thought the sewer… I’ve been thinking it over and I think I found a cure…

Don’t worry pal, I know just what to do.

Hey Ralph, it’s the dog… Lulu! Lulu! Lulu!

I say Lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu!

 

Norton, Norton, N-N-N-N-N-N-Norton!

Norton, Norton, N-N-N-N-N-N-Norton!

Norton! Ralphie Boy! Norton! Ralphie Boy!

 

Norton let’s shoot some pool, whadaya say?

Alright Ralphie Boy, that sounds OK.

Let me show you what

the game’s all about…

(scratching)

Will you cut it out!

“Ralphie’s at our table”…

some guy said to me, he said he’s

got it reserved for his friend, Harvey.

Harvey… Harvey…

Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Harvey!

Hey Ralphie Boy,

here comes Harvey now…

Dum-da-dum-dum!

Now look here Ha-hamina hamina hamina hamina hamina!

My friend ain’t scared of you,

he’ll fight you in the gym!

Norton… what are ya doing?!!

Don’t worry Ralph,

I got a way you can win!

I got a big friend that works in the sewer, it’ll take a fall fair and square…

Well how will I know it’s him?
He’ll say “Hey, get a load of fatso there!”

Get- Get out! G-g-g-g-get out!

I’m the king of the castle…

the king of the castle…

G-g-g-g-get out!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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